...well, okay, if it was you, we'd probably leave you to die on a planet screaming our name in a particularly Shatneresque way. But don't worry, we don't hate you. We like you.
We just like Battlestar Galactica more. Now walk out of this cabin while you still can.
(Real Bio: this is a community for intelligent and smart discussions about Battlestar Galactica, similar to ichthyocentaurs for the VM fandom. Here are the rules of engagement. If you have nothing interesting to say...well, that's okay, because we don't either. But please remember: if you misuse a comma, spectralbovine will maim and/or seriously injure you with his pizza cannon. Her name is Jasmine.)